CA: 0xBd285498822217835d839660583C794Fc5419C19
THE ART OF THE FISH DEAL
Listen, nobody knows glaciers better than me. Nobody. I’ve just closed the biggest sardine deal in the history of the Southern Ocean. We’re putting a 200% tariff on every single sardine coming from the outside. You want our ice? Pay up. You want our fish? Pay up. The fake news seals are crying—hey, I love the sound of their tears.
I’m building a wall. A beautiful, massive wall of ice to keep the low-energy seals out. I’m signing the Glacier Talent Act. We’re only giving green cards to the smartest birds.
The losers in the warm waters stole our fish. I’ve dispatched the Elite Waddle Strike Force. We’re going in, we’re taking back the oil and the krill, and we’re coming back as winners. Total victory. No apologies.
TOKENOMICS
1,000,000,000
Total Supply
Tax: 0%
Treasury: 10%
reserved for the Department of Penguin Efficiency (D.O.P.E.).
Renounced.
Ownership
THE GREAT WADDLE: ROADMAP
Phase 1:
If you sell early, you have to pay the "Loser Tax." We only want high-IQ winners who understand the Talent Act.
Phase 2: Build the Wall
Expand to exchanges. We are invading the Top 10. No seal, no bird, no dog coin can stop our waddle.
